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625: UpSpiral
combo shit of swirl and arrow... apparently a really shitty search
engine, because I looked up "shit" (or any other word actually) and it returned 0 results. Full turd ratings for a crappy logo and an irrelevant
site that doesn't work. |
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600: Conceitual Design
here you go, your conceited ass is now in the museum. looks
like a Photoshop twirl filter gone bad |
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554: Debian
Project
i like the swirl, but not the glowing diamond over the "i".. |
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539: philly.com
eye of the storm? Knuckles from "Sonic the
Hedgehog" videogame? 10/25/04 |
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532: Infobeat
eh.. i'll let it slide |
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517: Courion
i like curry on rice. |
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510: TruMotion
also gets the award for truly misleading name. take a guess as to what line of business they're in. no cheating! |
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482: Rhythms
the logo's only about a 4. but add the corny flying kung-fu shit photography on their site and you get 5. |
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425: SoftwareWow.com
somehow i don't see streamed software applications catching on. |
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415: 3Com
what was 3Com thinking when they designed these metal rings? note the third ring is unlinked. hmm... what would Freud say? sorry to break it to ya, but SGI had the 3 interlocked metallic shapes logo ages ago |
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407: Alteon Websystems
"webworking" |
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399: OneTravel
Lucent technologies? |
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385: Cahners
fresh from my trip to boston. in their defense, the logo on their building looks a lot better than this crappy GIF |
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369: NameProtect
nothing says domain name protection like a couple of weird rings |
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368: Investars
from their about page: Investars is a financial community that allows investors to learn from the expertise of other investors through the investor ranking system (patent-pending), analyst performance system (patent-pending), and stock scoring system (patent-pending)." this is so stupid i just had to laugh. is there anything they didn't try to patent? how about the dithering on their logo (patent pending)? |
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367: Sevant
"These guys are more idiot than savant. I guess they didn't think to check at the outset that sAvant.com might be taken." |
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334: motivano
another hand turkey. learn how to make your own at about.com! just in time for thanksgiving. fun for the entire family. |
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328: [dead] getplugged.com
get bent |
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316: elance
i forgot who sent this to me. email me if you did |
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313: beliefnet
it's kinda funny how that swirl thing looks like a ghost |
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304: Qwest
ride the bandwagon. |
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303: Health Central
not exactly a swirl, but these bulls-eye things are piling up now. please don't make me have to make a new category for this!! sent by SiLM regular Red |
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287: FastWeb
this ended up in my museum pretty fast, i'd say |
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286: FinAid
the diploma doubling as a swirl/exclamation point earns it a few more turds |
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284: Concentric Networks
how about a little brand confusion to start off your day? 9netave.com is Concentric Networks. concentric.com is XO Communications. ever notice that the Concentric logo IS NOT concentric at all? |
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267: Cybiko
i just don't see these $150 Palm wanna-bees catching on at all with teens. it's so damn big and ugly. i'll stick with my Game Boy Color, thank you very much |
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256: Vitamin Spring
flush it! |
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226: Sega Dreamcast
the Sega Dreamcast logo is supposed to symbolize something like dreaming and power emanating from the inside flowing out... or so Sega's official DC magazine says. |
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225: DogPile.com
awards: most appropriate name for a site. who's idea WAS this? dog pile. you know what that means? a pile of dog, i.e., a pile of dog shit. not the lame font that went out of style like 5 years ago. |
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205: Akamai
a surf/tidal wave logo is alright if you're Hawaiian, but akamai is located in boston! tourists |
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170: Timbuk2
everyone and his mama has this bag. and everyone and his mama has this logo. bonus shittiness for having a page that traps you on their stinking site. |
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160: bCentral
this bShitty. it also bFrom Microsoft, which bWhy it b in my museum. |
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159: Teva
someone ripped someone off here. look at Onemade.com's heaping piece of dung. reminds me of those hand-turkeys drew in 3rd grade art class for Thanksgetting. |
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157: [dead] Onemade.com
this logo is so horrible it deserves at least 10 shits, but alas! my ratings don't go that high. believe it or not, this company was started by the president of FTD. see teva's logo, which these guys bit big time. i can't stress enough how shitty this logo is. *shiver* |
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156: Mindspring
i like this logo, despite the fact that it is a hybird of the much overused swirl and the happy man. |
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155: Corbis
the swirl symbol again. if you think it kinda looks like this that's cuz big Bill owns Corbis |
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146: Centrus,com
Centrus.com, son of Sagent. |
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108: KB Kids.com
the tilted letters on "kids" earns this logo at least 1 extra turd. |
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104: Jambajuice
the site's quite pretty, but this logo is an eye-sore. |
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66: Crusoe
so when's this thing supposed to come out anyway? any day now. |
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41: [dead] PocketCard
that's what i likes to see! introducing teens to a world of debt and impulse buying. "It's a real-world learning experience that teaches real-world lessons." good use of two of the same buzz words in the one sentence. real world lessons like debt collection and bad credit |
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37: eFax.com
as cute as the swirly logo is, it's time to move on. eFax loves the swirly so much, they used it a minimum of 4 times on their homepage. |
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10: NetZero
another urban blight! i can't tell if that "Z" is meant to look like a lightning bolt or what. notice the resemblance of the swirl to net2phone's logo |
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9: net2phone.com
this logo has been bothering me for a while, and i don't know why i've waited so long to add it to the museum. i've been seeing this ugly fucker on the train for months. i've upgraded them to 5 because the cust-serv rep i spoke to was a complete dick. |
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8: pets.com
i actually like this logo. it's neatly designed and recognizable, even if it is unoriginal. pets.com spent a lot of money branding themselves. their site's quite nice to look at too, and i love the little animals rollovers. too bad they are OUT OF BUSINESS now! |
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3: hotpaper.com
not wicked bad, but not terribly original either. hotpaper played it safe. |
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2: snowball.com
couldn't they have picked a more pleasant color than grey? this is the color of snow after it's been trampled on by unwashed feet |
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1: cooking.com
this gets a 4 for not even trying to be creative. it's just plain lazy. i know this is probably supposed to look like the heating coils on a stove-top, but it's still ugly |
