670: UOdomain.com U Owe my eyes an apology for this ugly green Nike swoosh and tennis ball. Bonus shits for being a domain prospector. I'd give you 80 shits if my rating went that high. 668: iPromo found this site while looking for a company that prints logos on merchandise 667: Math.com 665: Amstar Mortgage Corporation a swoosh on top of a star. nice! 660: Optoma maybe these guys need to see an optoma-trist, cuz the swoosh in this this logo looks like shit 659: Botox Botox can kiss my Buttox. It is the same bacteria that cause botulism. awesome! turning the deadly into the skin deep. 658: MobilePlanet people never get tired of making shitty logos, do they? 656: FibroLAN wow! 3 bad swooshes 654: Mandarin Design 4 turds for having a really crap website. Their design tips are pretty crap as well. Very beginnerish stuff. is the orange swoosh a play on mandarin orange? cuz if it is, it ain't funny 652: You bring shittiness to your logo 650: Advanced HTML for Beginners this has so much bad design going on, i don't know where to categorize it. it's shittiness is off the charts. AHFB2000 version 2006! 648: iExplore it's a wonder Microsoft didn't sue the snot out of these guys. the logo is indeed hideous. yes, please do come back different. no swoosh or tacky globe next time 647: The Domain Name After Market thank god they have an abbreviated URL. imagine having to use thedomainnameaftermarket.com! it's a godaddy brand, so it explains the ugliness. 646: RapidHost Ltd. the Queen's swoosh 645: Cover The Uninsured Week good idea (I don't have insurance either, like millions of working Americans), but it'll never succeed. The Clintons tried it. Terrible logo and terrible URL! couldn't they think of something easier to spell? 644: beepa I have no idea about the name. I think Parappa the Rappa carries a beepa. 643: Mate1.com i want to mate a monkey and an elephant, and call it a monkephant.. or maybe an elephonkey. maybe they'll Mate1 for me! what the shit is going on with this awful attempt at swooshing? not 1 but two really badly drawn ones. did someone use the paintbrush tool in photoshop and screw up the floodfill? it's grossly incompetent design and looks just plain shitty. 641: SmartFTP if I see another earth and swoosh again, I will scream! 638: Systemax Inc IBM/AT&T slices + swoosh thingy. very boring. 637: Dynamism their logo is really shitty and anything but dynamic. they do, however, sell some really cool computer accessories and wacky novelty items for geeks. check 'em out 636: Greenlight Financial Services another branding disaster. here's a hint: if you want people to remember your company's name and URL, have it on your logo. Company is called Greenlight Financial Services, but URL is greenlightloans.com 634: Magic ISO Maker This logo's very Islamic.. why pay for an ISO program when there are tons out there for free? Bonus turds for making their logo a JPEG when it should be a GIF 627: FilesDIRECT A great idea -- sending huge files over the internet. Unfortunately, it doesn't work as promised. There's no progress meter to indicate how your transfer is going and the upload always breaks. (I have only ever successfully sent files under 5 megs). 626: SEO List This one's so bad, I don't even know where to begin classifying it. Green on blue is a great color choice, jackasses! You can hardly see it. I have no love for SEO snakeoil salesmen (Search Engine Optimization). These opportunists prey on tech-illiterate small businesses and individuals. Full turds. 624: Transintl LLC another tired swoosh for a company with an unpronouncible name. (I'll let you guess what they sell or do). Site is a clear rip -off of Apple's. For a real laugh, click on the Flash version of their site. Astoundingly bad! +1 bonus turd. 620: Notebook-Speicher i don't know German, but i do know shitty. double the fun with two swooshes 618: ArriveNet Click and you will arrive at a truly horrible site. 617: MedicineNet the swooshes keep on coming 615: BMT Micro Inc Bowel Movement 614: World Village i wouldn't want to live in a village with such a crappy logo 613: Deru Deru may be German for trust, but it's Japanese for get out. i don't understand if these are swooshes or claws or motion lines. either way, it's ugly as hell 611: Useless Junk yep, useless junk 608: Hitechvalley iNet a mess of visual cliches.. and apparently they are not just creatives, they are eCreatives 606: Boingo well, boing you go right into the museum 605: LightHauseDesign really overly-text heavy website for a design group 601: CDM Fantasy Sports my fantasy would be for people to stop using swooshes.. but i can only dream 597: SpyLog from Russia with swoosh 596: Polly Klaas Foundation slightly odd that a non-profit would register a girl's name as a trademark and even odder that they are disassocating themselves with Marc Klaas, the girl's father. he runs a different site over at KlassKids.org.. must be some nasty internal politics. the logo itself looks rather threatening... like some weird Metroid creature with sharp claws 592: Branded Items pretty badly drawn DNA structure logo 588: MetaFusion a web outsourcing firm in India with a severe identity crisis. first, a Spanish slogan (reads "the Fifth Element"), homepage with news from September 2003 (i guess not much has happened at the company since then), and a mess of swooshes to top it off.. MegaConfusion is more like it. i won't even start to make fun of the weak names they've come up with for other companies on their client list page 584: Free Webmaster Help.com dropshadow, swoosh, thumbs up, confusing URL... that do-it-yourself logo look. WOW! 583: Asahi Shimbun one of Japan's biggest newspapers 582: Applegate Directory Ltd another one from the UK 575: Ditech Home Loans a really lazy animation. the cursor isn't oriented in the direction of the brushstroke. 2 swooshes to top it off 572: Mobiledia are the round shapes supposed to resemble the holes on a rotary dialer? what's with the swoosh thrown in for good measure? 571: in.gr logo design is Greek to them! 569: tradefind they couldn't even do a swoosh right! it's lopsided 566: YesAsia the green and yellow looks a lot like another site... can't remember right now. maybe an affilate? 563: GX Networks dual crab claw swooshes. they are now Pipex Communications 560: DebtXS shouldn't this be NASA or Star Trek's logo instead? it actually looks like the Narita Airport Express train in Tokyo 555: iDownload i download software from the internet, don't you? how clever.. 552: OptusNet 10/24/04 there must be some kind of FCC rule that says ISP's have to incorporate at least 1 swoosh into their logo 547: Hostcentric they host sites made by bears! watch out for the claws 546: Software & Information Industry Association it wouldn't be an internet trade organization without a shitty internet logo 543: East West Mortgage I've seen this before, but can't quite place it?.. some computer company box logo I think?. it had 3 E's. possibly Dell's old logo? 542: ISPAI Ireland loves swooshes apparantly 540: MESH-Solutions 10/24/04 538: Speedminton your run of the mill swoosh. 10/25/04 535: AllNet Training 534: Metrolink swoosh city 533: [dead] Windough looks like they ran out of dough 531: Dennis Interactive I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. 530: WyndTell another disastrous jumble of swooshes. the purple and green color combo is yet another clich 529: inknowvator, inc. i don't know what the fuck they do.. but they say "We build software products that solve business problems". let's hope so.. cuz there's nothing worse than buying a software product at the local consumer software retail establishment and coming home to find out it causes business problems. 526: Venture Vortex don't get sucked in. with dot.com's going down the drain like so much dirty bath water, this name is oddly appropriate 525: Cititronics cititronics cititronics cititronics... try typing that 5 times fast.. 521: Tulsa Chamber of Commerce another one for the shit pile. note similiarity to Wingspan bank's logo. 520: Biz Filings file this under "overused" 519: Domain Notes i guess someone wasn't taking notes in logo class. spotted on my bosses computer 516: actionfront good name for a data recovery service. nothing screams data recovery like "action front" 515: espire espire for a 5 next time. this logo isn't nearly shitty enough 513: Skyva i think they make vodka or something 509: ProcessPoint a ha! how clever! let's have the arrow point to the word "point"! ahahaha!! i can't stop laughing. it's adorable. so clever this deserves a 5. 507: TechSmart smart logo. the arrow points to a big empty spot of white. 504: Spedia.net a surf for cash site with a really amateur look. Get a whopping $.70/hr for surfing the net? Sheeeet foo'! Sign me up NOW!!! 503: Sportbrain from Xyphoid: Check out the Sportbrain logo. It looks like the letter "D". Funny, but the company's name begins with an "S". Is it possibly a deformed brain with one huge hemisphere and one small one? Huh. It just looks like a "D". D for Dumb. 502: BestPrices.com award for best logo? hardly 501: WritingClasses.com spotted on a SoHo free brochure stand type thing on the sidewalk 500: All Africa i dunno about Africa, but All America seems to have this swoosh element. kudos for working in the picture of Africa too. 496: Alumni Pride a logo any alumnus would be proud of 494: technoscout.com oh no. my search is just beginning. 489: Corio watch out for these spinning blades of death 488: BMC Software Inc. another badly used swoosh. this one hangs too close to the type 487: B2B showplace rather bad use of a lot fonts & colors, especially that "e" before the .com 485: ClickNet.com another tired swoosh 484: Penton another concentric circles logo 481: Galaxy DSL lost in a galaxy of swooshes 478: [dead] iFunnel.com holy mother of fuck, what is this?!! that little enema/rectal suppository thing looks just a little too happy. maybe iFunnel should consider changing its name to "fudgetunnel" cuz they can stick this logo where the sun don't shine 472: smarterliving.com smarterliving, dumberlogo 471: Quicken another ugly red-white-black logo 470: freebizmag.com i can't resist to urge to say "free bitch smack.com" when i see this. 469: Telocity yup... another one.. when will they ever learn? Toiletocity 466: InfoPlease.com a better logo please 465: MilePoint.com so many of these swooshes, i can't remember what this one is either. 463: FreeAtLast.com i hope they didn't pay to have this designed. 462: Review.com review the other logos in my museum and you'll see why this gets a 5. tsk tsk... they even used red for the swoosh, like everyone else. 461: ChoiceWorld another swoosh/arrow 460: itradeU4it a star and a swoosh? whoa there, buddy! slow down 459: DailyeDeals.com aw... too bad the swoosh is so small... 458: American Loan Search maybe they should search for a better logo instead 457: ProSavvy i think not... not savvy enough to realize their logo is shitty 455: WishClck.com i wish this logo wasn't so shitty 453: Celebrex celebrate with drugs! 452: Wirex another spinny thing 443: Hotwire.com logo stolen from a Tide detergent box? 441: Guiness World Records what the hell is this?! i dunno, but it looks exactly like Starmedia's nasty logo 431: internetday.com hello. i am a nerd. 430: AllStarCharity BigstarDVD? 427: Cimetric not really swooshes. more like parentheses, but still lame. i think i found out where all these shapes are coming from: 423: TradeOut sdsdsd 421: corporate got a guaranteed dot.com idea? head over to "the company corporation". 419: bitflip updated 10/24/04: booboo #1: site launches in a small window. extra points for being pretentious and perverting Marshall McLuhan's famous words ("The Medium is the Message") into somthing stupid and redundant: "The Medium isn't the message. The Message is the message." 411: Giggo.com GIGGO must stand for "Garbage In, Garbage Out". we added the extra "G" for extra garbage 409: Baka Wireless "Baka" means "idiot" in japanese, and from the looks of this logo, it looks like a moron designed it. 406: Aris 3 different typefaces, the drop shadow, awful awful awful. 405: Agetec at least video game publisher Agetec's site is as ugly as their logo. 403: BEA Systems i've seen this exact logo on another company before. looks like aris.com, but there's something else.. 402: Algore.com at least al gore can't claim credit for inventing the swoosh too 396: DSL.NET nothing special here. 394: BuildingNetworks gak! the site is pretty nice, but what's with this crap logo? 393: Spinway.com they have a happyman too, if you've ever used B&N's free ISP. unfortunately the happyman isn't on their site. i'll have to settle for this one. 383: e24/7.com i didn't know how to enter the URL for this site at first. e24/7.com? 382: CatalogCity.com not too bad. but then again, not too good 379: Orb Lynx faster global internet?! all the time i've wasted on my slower local internet! 377: AAA pretty crappy 374: ReSource Phoenix no idea about the name... but this animation is pretty vomit-inducing 373: OpenTV open-source telvision sets? where do i sign up? 372: TwistedHumor.com this is the kind of logo that makes me cry. congrats on earning a 5 366: Savant Corporation i'm sick of writing dumb comments for these logos. and you're sick of seeing them. 365: Connectria you sure you couldn't have squeezed in another swoosh in here somehow? 363: ebates.com oh this is painful. 358: Infogrames French game publisher Infogrames has had this shitty deli-sliced armadillo for as long as i can remember 351: Acta boy, that Kevin Spacey sure is a good acta! 350: USP Networks look maw! i can draw squares. 344: Mincom notice striking similarity to williams.com's logo.. 343: Callidus Software the people who designed this site were so proud they make themselves a credits page 340: Internet Career Resources and the award for the longest URL goes to... 327: Trellix my website's right here. so, where's your logo? take a wild guess 326: DVDit! pure goatshit. i've lost count of the number of times i've seen this worthless logo. found on a PC Magazine product review 325: Here2listen.com with a logo like this, here2listen is here2stay 324: OLM here's a great way to confuse your customers. give them a logo like this! 323: Datek another dot.com, another swoosh 320: e-shopping.com i don't know which is worse.. the chipped swoosh, the ancient 1-button Apple computer mouse... or this! i'm hoping it's some halloween thing and not an actual part of their logo. 315: CCC Information Services, Inc Michael thinks this "looks like a butt"... an alien butt with three cheeks. 314: highmark no high marks for originality. 309: relizon relizon? they'd better be a subsidiary of verizon, or there's gonna be a fight. i hope they start relizon their logo sucks 302: eCoustics a-coustics.. e-coustics. get it? har har!! so witty i forgot to laugh 300: USA Tees to personalize the swoosh a little, they've added a t-shirt. nice touch, don't you think? i wonder which issue of PC Magazine they got that free clipart CD from. 298: j2 communications makers of JFax, proud owners of this work of beauty 297: Infogate blank 295: NEC Technologies swooshes gone to hell. why? why? why? NEC had a nice logo before 294: Directec another boring logo. 290: 360i blargh! 283: Internet Advertising Bureau what internet industry group logo would be complete without swooshes and "i"'s? so many bad design elements it's hard to count them all. 274: eftia ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the shittiest logo of all time. 271: Swynk this nas-teee logo looks like the Outel Inside circle 263: Storage Networks the swoosh is just a plain embarassement on this one. think if you were their CEO, would you give out your business card if this logo was on it? 262: focalex doodoo too. 261: MSGI Direct doodoo 260: eTurn hee-hee. whoever made this must be laughing as he cashes that huge-ass check eTurn paid for this 5-minute logo. bonus turds for not knowing the difference between a GIF and a JPEG. note how badly artifacted their logo is on their site 254: Venture Direct Worldwide could you possibly come up with a more non-descript name? take a look at their homepage and cry at the sight of all those swooshes. bonus turds for incorporating a globe into the logo too. 252: myprimetime nothing to see here folks. let's move on 246: allegra ugh!! i first saw these a few years back on tv. i almost vomited. 243: Hire.com damn right, it's about talent. too bad the person who designed this didn't have any. take a gander at the badly motion-tweened leaves/resumes on their flash. 239: Book4Golf raided a T&L Golf magazine for this one. note similarity to chipshot.com 237: evoke communications the only emotion this evokes is pity. note similarity to SAS's logo. 233: Proxicom sdsdsd 230: Wsydom these dorks had so much wysdom that their logo was a JPEG before i converted it to GIF. it is just horrible 228: Talk.com another one for the "we don't give a fuck about our logo" department. bonus points for the dropshadow under the swoosh. and the dot that could pass for an orbital. 217: ephones double your pleasure with double the swooshes 216: eCharge this company sounds so incredibly dumb. eCharge preys on the fears of consumers about internet credit card fraud. i read through their "proprietary technology" and it's none too impressive 211: ICG Communications wonder if they have anything to do with ICG Commerce. 207: Worldspan ehh... horrible interface to boot. 199: SAS yee-ouch! who is that ugly bugger on their homepage? the CEO? 182: QSpace 3 guesses as to what QSpace is. data storage? surround sound audio technology? i bet you'll never guess. 178: iExpert Inc. a surefire way to find any lame internet site: add an "e" or "i" in front of common english words, like iExpert. 177: carpoint i can sorta see what MSN's getting at with this logo, i.e. looks like a convertible (suggesting car), and it's "point"ing left, but it's still an ugly logo 174: MusicForce blank 169: VerticalZoom funny how the swoosh is horizontal. B2B conference? where do i line up?! 164: Easily UK easily the ugliest swoosh ever 154: CAIS Internet ugh!! this logo is so bad it was submitted by 2 separate users!! i think its crapitude speaks for itself and doesn't need comment from me. 151: Employee Savings saving a little money on the logo too, i see. 150: DIRECTV stay tuned for more mindnumbing repetitiveness 149: ePropose a marriage site for geeks in love? no. it's much worse. 145: Sagent sag-ent? say-jent? sss--sa- ah fuck it. 143: Netegrity and the fun never ends... look at weird position the swoosh is placed in. they just used a swoosh for the sake of using a swoosh 142: Nike the mother of all swooshes. this is maybe the #1 reason all these damn swooshes exist. damn you to hell Nike! and damn your Indonesia factories where you employ child laborers and your South African rubber tree plantations. damn them all to hell. 141: eCal check out the "e" trying to hump the "C". read their about section for a few good laughs. all the calendaring software i need is already on my computer/handheld. 139: SonicWALL Red is sending these faster than i can update my site! in case you didn't know, SonicWall makes firewalls. you did know that, right? you know, firewalls, to keep the sound out.. hence, sonicWall. 136: CBS Sportsline award: most illogical placement of a swoosh. it's so half-assed it's not even a swoosh. i wondered how much they paid to acquire the URL. CBS? I see B.S. alright. 133: Booksamillion this logo doesn't nearly capture the shittiness of the logo. their full sized one incorporates a globe. see for yourself. 131: Mp3 Licensing now this is truly pathetic. the gaussian blur and the drop shadows tell me this was a do-it-yourself job in Photoshop. they say they are "The world?s fourth-largest consumer electronics group". spend some money on a proper design! 130: Commerce One Aiee!! A triple loop-the-loop swoosh to attempt a 3-D 'sphere' effect! 129: Onyx Software Corporation i like the pigeon poop-green. why 5 turds? a link to this!!!. please don't click on this. please please don't. 127: JobDirect in a sea of awful logos, this one stands taller than the rest. i've been seeing this eyesore since my college days. 126: jobfind.com could've been worse. but it's still lame. 125: VarsityBooks.com until i make a new category for @ symbols, this goes here. automatic turds for forcing the "V" into an @ symbol. but i guess making it v@rsitybooks.com would've been too obvious. 120: eFit.com i'd give it a 100 turds for personal reasons which i won't get into here. suffice it to say that if you're going to rip off ESPN's logo (for the 800th time), please do it discretely. 118: Inferdata Corporation aka ebiz.com. swooshes on crack. note that it cuts through the text of their name, creating a lot of distraction. bad design indeed. 115: comfortliving.com more.com's second induction into the museum. they should be proud. but i doubt it'll be their last mention here 111: abcsports.com holy flying crap! this is one of the most horrible logos i've ever seen. here are the facts. you decide for yourself. FACT: ESPN.com is a sports site. abcsports.com is a sports site. FACT: ESPN.com has a swoosh. abcsports.com has 2 swooshes. ha! take that ESPN! this is so monstrously ugly it defies belief. 110: ESPN.com the face that launched a thousand shits: the infamous ESPN swoosh. back then it didn't look so bad. 109: tickets.com 2 cliches in 1: a) the swoosh b): the nasty red & black color scheme. ughhh!! if you're gonna rip off the ESPN logo, please don't be so obvious about it! 106: Metacreations they had a nice logo before. not anymore. this one is horrible! this was there old logo, thanks to Marlon. 105: Loudcloud ugh!!! stacked swooshes. this one comes from Todd, who noticed its similarity to Centra's shitty logo. looks exactly like MetaCreation's stinky cheese. 102: SmartMoney.com even the financial analysts are getting into it. notice the novel placement of the swoosh however. 101: CollegeClub.com they just swooshed their way into bankruptcy. read all about it on Fucked Company 99: chipshot.com at least chipshot has a reason to use the orbital/swoosh as a golfball, but the logo still sucks. not similarity to Book4golf.com's crappy logo 95: iSyndicate of all the swooshes, this is probably one of the better logos. the green dot goes nicely with the black type, but oh the swoosh! 94: CoolBoard sent by Ethan: "Useful site, but what's with the icon: looks like a dating service for gender confused people." looks like two crab claws rather than speech bubbles to me. 93: CMPnet: The Technology Network "This is the whoopsy-daisy! logo. Swoosh....crash!" another one by Mike. this one's less bad than his ChannelWeb one, but it's still damn bad. why put a dot at the end of the "net" but not the obligatory "com". 92: ChannelWeb "Two shitty tastes that taste worse together! The @ sign PLUS the flying dot. That dot sure gets around." submitted by Mike. what's worse is the mishmash of the loop/swoosh with the two "e"'s. 91: Ameritech sent by Mike: "And, just for context, Ameritech had the flying red dot first (or nearly first), sending it orbiting into the logo void sometime in 1991 or 1992. Back then it didn't look so shitty." it's a tough call as to where to put this, since it has the swoosh AND the orbital. 88: eWealth i don't know who these green swooshes are supposed to signify wealth.. well, at least they're green, the color of money. 86: MarketingCentral a very discrete use of the swoosh, but a swoosh is a swoosh, and a swoosh logo belongs in the museum 77: Ziff Davis Media Inc no content to buy up their every competitor, ZD now embarks on mission to homogenize the world! 76: WebSnap Check out this run on sentence: "Websnap as a high technology operating company providing these services to the Hawaiian islands and other cities and nations around the world is constantly enhancing its network to provide quality Internet networking 72: Intellispace if my meter went up to 11, Intellispace would get it. they have a FULL-SCREEN Flash animation which turns off ALL your browser bars and menus. in fact, the entire site is Flash only! i guess they didn't learn from Boo.com. given that it's flash, it should look somewhat nice, but sadly this site is one big stinking poobag. of all the colors in the rainbow, they had to go with cyan! it's an insult to the senses! 58: Aether Systems it'd take a smarter man than me to figure out how this logo relates to wireless communications. watch out! Klingon death blade!. 52: AdForce the hand on their site is a little disturbing. let's not even talk about the bad clipart of that cadillac. very corporate, very bland 43: 1-800-Anyloan.com 5 turds: horrible colors, 4 different type treatments in the same logo! this is just a very lazy design. i wouldn't even call it a design in fact. they just ripped it off from the millions of dot.com's out there. 40: Cloudscape clouds are purdy. this is not! swooshes from hell 35: BulkRegister please make it stop! 34: GTran notice the clever use of the lens flare filter in Photoshop. 33: Get Toner from the back of a computer mag, a never ending source of shitty logos. i applaud their use of the ugliest colors possible. 30: BargainDog of all the stupid names, this has gotta top them all. you know the marketing dept was hurtin' for a registerable name when they came up with this one. what is a bargaindog? if i went to Petland Discounts and bought a poodle for $29.95 (regularly priced at $58.60), would you say that i got a bargain dog? sent in by Bill who says: "uneffinbelievable what they did with the swoosh." 26: exario networks maybe they need a ruler? the orbital doesn't quite line up. 21: Invensys plc sigh. another eclipse logo. see teligent's logo. 18: Teligent extra suckiness for the tired red-white-black color scheme. 17: Penguin Computing this was too easy... picking on defenseless little Linux companies. 16: Centra Cuisin-art blades from hell! purple and yellow ain't exactly this season's hip colors either. here we go with the made-up words again: "live eLearning." also note the color inversion when the swooshes leave the boundaries of the box 12: Globix gah!! category-spanning shittiness! AND the cheeky bastards have a huge fricking office smack in the middle of Chinatown. bonus shittiness: bad use of clipart. (see fellow offender lowestfare.com). but the lame animation is the cream of the crap! 11: Digex ever see their ads? here's news for you Digex marketing genuises: putting Shaq on your billboards may help you sell shoes, but not intenet hosting services. the low shittiness rating is owed to this logo being a pretty corporate and buttoned-down interpretation of the swoosh. 7: crosslinks.com watch out with those swooshes! you can poke someone's eyes out. they narrowly avoided earning 4 turds by using that velvety baby blue hue. 5: bomis.com another lazy logo. it is not helped by the ugly color choice and the messy chipping on the swoosh copyright © 2000-2006 sugarcloud.com / Some rights reserved. All other logos and trademarks are the properties of their respective owners.