4Magicus 666: 4Magicus4 shits
wow! how the hell do you even pronounce this?
TelecomServices.net 651: TelecomServices.net3 shits
Connect yourself to my shitty internet logo, bitches.
DownloadLegal.org 640: DownloadLegal.org5 shits
very hard to categorize this shitty logo from a shitty site set up by the RIAA to look like it's a student-run activism group. so fake and so shitty. shitty old 386-era Microsoft PS/2 mouse too!
TrustyFiles 630: TrustyFiles4 shits
Crappy looking font. JrustyFiles? GrustyFiles? either way, I don't trust their shitty looking p2p application: "Only TrustyFiles has it all ?ALL the top P2P networks ... FREE file sharing ... NO spyware ... NO added software. ... Pure P2P." What the hell is it?
Amphus 612: Amphus4 shits
looks just like everyone else's logo.
SK-Earthlink 598: SK-Earthlink3 shits
our first inductee from Korea!
Nortel 593: Nortel3 shits
there's no logo that benefits from a swoosh/orbital. nice Flash menu on the site though
Te Mania Australia 590: Te Mania Australia3 shits
what a hula hoop dancing star has to do with cattle raising, i won't understand.
Index Mundi 578: Index Mundi4 shits
"home of the Internet's most complete country profiles" my ASS! most of the site is cribbed straight off the CIA's World Factbook site, except split up into multiple pages, thereby making it tons harder to use than the CIA's site. Grade F for effort
StarCite Company 558: StarCite Company4 shits
they promise to "drive efficiencies" by selling you e-Products. i didn't even know efficiency could be a plural. sounds like just another company selling bullshit
ibiblio 544: ibiblio3 shits
no idea what it is supposed to represent
HEAnet 541: HEAnet3 shits
the moon wants to go to the north pole?
Orbital Casino 536: Orbital Casino5 shits
casino in space
iSolutions 528: iSolutions5 shits
tip #1: you don't need a logo like this unless you design nuclear reactors. tip #2: do not make your logo a URL you DO NOT OWN!!!!!! this is where isolutions.com takes you.
EB Networks 527: EB Networks4 shits
wheeeeeeeeeeeee
Universal Computer Distributing 505: Universal Computer Distributing5 shits
holy crap! does that look like UCD to you? or a dead mouse caught in a spring trap?
Actionable Market Insights 499: Actionable Market Insights5 shits
holy cow! if you think this is ugly, check out their site. nothing says pizazz like a grey bgcolor
IDT Wireless 495: IDT Wireless3 shits
the wireless wonder and its logo
iPrint 468: iPrint4 shits
yes you do.
FanSites.com 448: FanSites.com5 shits
ack! i am certainly no fan of this!
InfoCruiser.com 444: InfoCruiser.com5 shits
oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Mercury Interactive 404: Mercury Interactive5 shits
would've been 4, but it's just so damn ugly i had to give it a 5.
Atomz.com 401: Atomz.com3 shits
your standard issue orbiting dot
eMerchandise 398: eMerchandise4 shits
friends don't let friends design their own logos
Boeing Satellite Systems, Inc. 395: Boeing Satellite Systems, Inc.3 shits
was their logo always this ugly?
CD Universe 390: CD Universe4 shits
they raised prices in july and i shopped there since. oh yeah, their logo sucks too
Astrocenter.com 386: Astrocenter.com4 shits
green clovers, blue stars, purple horseshoes, green pink and red orbitals.
Virtuous 381: Virtuous4 shits
sun revolving around the Virtuous logo. the pre-copernican church would approve
PETsMART.com 339: PETsMART.com5 shits
boing boing splat!
healthclubs.com 338: healthclubs.com5 shits
soooo sooooo bad.
IHRSA 337: IHRSA5 shits
i'd design this logo the exact same way. wouldn't you?
essential 306: essential4 shits
how did this miss getting included in my museum all this time?
AI Metrix 292: AI Metrix5 shits
click on the logo to see it animate. *groan* they've since added a VERY VERY POINTLESS flash intro.
edgix 273: edgix5 shits
whoever optimized the logo on their page dithered it to shit. and kudos for having the most perverted (non-porn site) banner i've ever seen
clec-planet 272: clec-planet5 shits
i forgot where i got this, or what clec-planet. says a lot about the generic-ness of their logo, however.
Uinspire 270: Uinspire5 shits
too bad the only thing that inspired this logo was other shitty logos. bonus turds for using 3 different typefaces at once
visitalk 268: visitalk3 shits
...and another swoosh. found this on an internet phone headset.
FreeClub.com 265: FreeClub.com5 shits
check out the awful globe where the "." is! Earth on a collision course!
e-post direct 259: e-post direct5 shits
ain't no reason for this logo to exist
MyMedia Planner 255: MyMedia Planner5 shits
here's a new one. fireball instead of an orbital
adBroadcast 253: adBroadcast5 shits
watch out! seagull carrying a lightbulb!
Servicesoft 251: Servicesoft4 shits
dang! do i need to make a new category now for all these discus logos i keep getting? by all means skip the lame-ass Flash intro
Flipside 250: Flipside5 shits
gah!! how does a site this shitty-looking have money to advertise during the Olamepics and acquire better looking sites?
CapRock Communications 244: CapRock Communications5 shits
craprock. go to the site and see the actual animated GIF. it is REALLY SHITTY! the GIF shifts a few pixels left and right cuz they screwed up a few of the frames.
Total Sports 241: Total Sports5 shits
this is a whole network of sites with the ugly orbital logo
Mobile Shift 232: Mobile Shift5 shits
this logo is such a mess. not only is it ugly, the colors in the GIF have been dithered to shit.
Office.com 227: Office.com4 shits
i might have to make a new category for these bouncing dots now that there're so many of them
Williams 200: Williams3 shits
this is on a van parked outside my office every day. it's not too bad.
digital living room 197: digital living room5 shits
aside from having a stupidly long url.. i bet you've never seen an orbital around a couch before! well, now you have.
globalware 191: globalware3 shits
not all that terrible really. just not all that interesting either
DISH Network 187: DISH Network5 shits
ug-leee!! this piece of crap was from a Sunday paper i stole off a neighbor's porch. note the stupid mixed caps
OneCore 185: OneCore5 shits
update: they changed from this logo to the one you see on the left. the new one sucks more.
ebusinesstour 176: ebusinesstour5 shits
there's a whole segment of society who is not embarrassed to have a shitty logo representing their company. this is but one example of the sweage eMarketWorld.com produces
eMarketWorld 175: eMarketWorld5 shits
i stumbled onto a hornet's nest of bad logos. check this bitch out. every one of the rollovers on their site results in a swoosh/orbital thing! this is a sad sight/site.
LinkEX 172: LinkEX5 shits
thank god you're not the one who has to walk by this on your way to work every morning. this belongs to a little computer store in my neighborhood and it looks like the only thing they forgot were the actual electrons. please remember: friends don't let friends smoke crack.
Media3 Technologies, LLC 167: Media3 Technologies, LLC4 shits
you'd think this was some kind of music/.mp3 site from disc-like logo, but it's not. take a guess then click on the link
IGN 158: IGN5 shits
as good as the site is, you'd think they would've paid some attention to design. but oh! the horror. black text on grey.
iLST.org 152: iLST.org5 shits
i don't know what iLST.org is. what i do know is that this logo is lame
ePloids 144: ePloids5 shits
is nothing safe anymore? what i found in the company vending machine i dunno what ploids are, but boy! are my rhoids acting up!
TSSN: Trade Show News Network 138: TSSN: Trade Show News Network5 shits
another one from Red. props for using the gradient
FreeAgent.com 119: FreeAgent.com4 shits
freeagents.com: too bad they aren't free thinkers. a nice touch, the bounce. so they want us to think their name is "freeagent com dot?
everyone.net 113: everyone.net4 shits
no shit. everyone.net has this.logo
AllBusiness.com 100: AllBusiness.com3 shits
using a frisbee for the sake of using a frisbee.
Travelscape 81: Travelscape5 shits
i can't shake the feeling i've seen something exactly like this before. the internet explorer logo maybe?
tunes.com 79: tunes.com5 shits
someone played around with the stroking too much in Illustrator
Battle.net 73: Battle.net2 shits
Blizzard's Battle.net was here before the rash of internet logos, but it's still pretty crappy
citysearch 71: citysearch1 shits
a pleasant little logo really, with it's 3D-ness. i think they were among the first to come up with the city-scape graphic. see intellispace.com's piece of shit for a comparison.
iNNERHOST 68: iNNERHOST4 shits
i had to force myself to capitalize the letters the way they did. please don't make me do it again
ImageWare 67: ImageWare4 shits
don't ask where i find these things. i just do
Eudora 54: Eudora1 shits
eudora has been using this for years, so i can't give it too many turds.
uMember.com 53: uMember.com5 shits
this gets a mandatory 5. this is another me-too that tries to capitalize on the success of UBid and eBay. not only does it employ a swoosh AND an orbital, the swoosh is two toned. the font is atrocious. it makes me cry.
ebanking.com 51: ebanking.com4 shits
what happens when your designer is fresh out of ideas/looking for an easy way out: stick text in an ellipse, cut the ellipse in half, inverse the colors.
PhotoDisc 48: PhotoDisc2 shits
you'd think with all the money PhotoDisc charges for their images they'd be able to hire a better designer than this.
CDW 45: CDW3 shits
bland bland bland. their frisbee logo has been around for about 5 years.
LynuxWorks 44: LynuxWorks2 shits
surprisingly (or not) geek computer companies have the least offensive orbitals/swooshes. they're pretty tame with their swooshes in comparison to some of the other spazzy logos in the museum. sent in by Deven who noticed its similarity to the Kodak logo.
Iisshop 39: Iisshop5 shits
i don't remember where i found this bullshit, but it really sucks. it's some internet shopping basket application made with ASP and an MS Access backend. (it's the same shit i use on the back). if that doesn't scream power and security, i don't know what does
JobsOnline 38: JobsOnline5 shits
who makes people register to view job listings anymore? if you work at jobsonline.com, start walking over to the unemployment line now. this logo isn't even competent.
EarthLink 32: EarthLink4 shits
funny. i didn't think the earth had any rings. learn something new very day.
metacrawler 29: metacrawler4 shits
bonus turds for making the orbital an arrow, and then using another arrow as an underline
Electronics Boutique 28: Electronics Boutique5 shits
i'd give this 6 turds if my shit-o-meter went that high. where to begin? the awful color scheme? the treatment on the "EB" that is so 80's! the tired use of the dot as the orbital? their prices which suck donkey muffins?
InvoiceLink Corporation 22: InvoiceLink Corporation4 shits
a little too much happening all at once, don't you think? note the radial grad ball.
ICG Commerce 20: ICG Commerce3 shits
unfortunately, nonsense company slogans like: "the promise of e-procurement made real" don't count towards the rating.
Infineon Technologies 19: Infineon Technologies4 shits
what? they couldn't have added a second orbital? they had two "i's" to work with