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666: 4Magicus wow! how the hell do you even pronounce this? |
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651: TelecomServices.net Connect yourself to my shitty internet logo, bitches. |
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640: DownloadLegal.org very hard to categorize this shitty logo from a shitty site set up by the RIAA to look like it's a student-run activism group. so fake and so shitty.
shitty old 386-era Microsoft PS/2 mouse too! |
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630: TrustyFiles Crappy looking font. JrustyFiles? GrustyFiles? either
way, I don't trust their shitty looking p2p application:
"Only TrustyFiles has it all ?ALL the top P2P networks ... FREE file sharing ...
NO spyware ... NO added software. ... Pure P2P."
What the hell is it?
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612: Amphus looks just like everyone else's logo. |
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598: SK-Earthlink our
first inductee from Korea! |
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593: Nortel there's no
logo that benefits from a swoosh/orbital. nice Flash menu on the site though |
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590: Te Mania Australia what
a hula hoop dancing star has to do with cattle raising, i won't understand. |
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578: Index Mundi "home of the Internet's
most complete country profiles" my ASS! most of the site is cribbed straight off the CIA's World Factbook site, except split up into multiple
pages, thereby making it tons harder to use than the CIA's site. Grade F for effort |
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558: StarCite Company they promise to "drive efficiencies" by
selling you e-Products. i didn't even know efficiency could be a plural. sounds like just another company selling bullshit |
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544: ibiblio no idea what it is supposed to represent |
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541: HEAnet the moon wants to
go to the north pole? |
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536: Orbital Casino casino in space |
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528: iSolutions tip #1: you don't need a logo like this unless you design nuclear reactors. tip #2: do not make your logo a URL you DO NOT OWN!!!!!! this is where isolutions.com takes you. |
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527: EB Networks wheeeeeeeeeeeee |
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505: Universal Computer Distributing holy crap! does that look like UCD to you? or a dead mouse caught in a spring trap? |
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499: Actionable Market Insights holy cow! if you think this is ugly, check out their site. nothing says pizazz like a grey bgcolor |
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495: IDT Wireless the wireless wonder and its logo |
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468: iPrint yes you do. |
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448: FanSites.com ack! i am certainly no fan of this! |
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444: InfoCruiser.com oh boy oh boy oh boy! |
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404: Mercury Interactive would've been 4, but it's just so damn ugly i had to give it a 5. |
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401: Atomz.com your standard issue orbiting dot |
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398: eMerchandise friends don't let friends design their own logos |
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395: Boeing Satellite Systems, Inc. was their logo always this ugly? |
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390: CD Universe they raised prices in july and i shopped there since. oh yeah, their logo sucks too |
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386: Astrocenter.com green clovers, blue stars, purple horseshoes, green pink and red orbitals. |
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381: Virtuous sun revolving around the Virtuous logo. the pre-copernican church would approve |
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339: PETsMART.com boing boing splat! |
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338: healthclubs.com soooo sooooo bad. |
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337: IHRSA i'd design this logo the exact same way. wouldn't you? |
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306: essential how did this miss getting included in my museum all this time? |
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292: AI Metrix click on the logo to see it animate. *groan* they've since added a VERY VERY POINTLESS flash intro. |
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273: edgix whoever optimized the logo on their page dithered it to shit. and kudos for having the most perverted (non-porn site) banner i've ever seen |
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272: clec-planet i forgot where i got this, or what clec-planet. says a lot about the generic-ness of their logo, however. |
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270: Uinspire too bad the only thing that inspired this logo was other shitty logos. bonus turds for using 3 different typefaces at once |
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268: visitalk ...and another swoosh. found this on an internet phone headset. |
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265: FreeClub.com check out the awful globe where the "." is! Earth on a collision course! |
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259: e-post direct ain't no reason for this logo to exist |
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255: MyMedia Planner here's a new one. fireball instead of an orbital |
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253: adBroadcast watch out! seagull carrying a lightbulb! |
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251: Servicesoft dang! do i need to make a new category now for all these discus logos i keep getting? by all means skip the lame-ass Flash intro |
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250: Flipside gah!! how does a site this shitty-looking have money to advertise during the Olamepics and acquire better looking sites? |
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244: CapRock Communications craprock. go to the site and see the actual animated GIF. it is REALLY SHITTY! the GIF shifts a few pixels left and right cuz they screwed up a few of the frames. |
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241: Total Sports this is a whole network of sites with the ugly orbital logo |
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232: Mobile Shift this logo is such a mess. not only is it ugly, the colors in the GIF have been dithered to shit. |
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227: Office.com i might have to make a new category for these bouncing dots now that there're so many of them |
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200: Williams this is on a van parked outside my office every day. it's not too bad. |
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197: digital living room aside from having a stupidly long url.. i bet you've never seen an orbital around a couch before! well, now you have. |
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191: globalware not all that terrible really. just not all that interesting either |
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187: DISH Network ug-leee!! this piece of crap was from a Sunday paper i stole off a neighbor's porch. note the stupid mixed caps |
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185: OneCore update: they changed from this logo to the one you see on the left. the new one sucks more. |
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176: ebusinesstour there's a whole segment of society who is not embarrassed to have a shitty logo representing their company. this is but one example of the sweage eMarketWorld.com produces |
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175: eMarketWorld i stumbled onto a hornet's nest of bad logos. check this bitch out. every one of the rollovers on their site results in a swoosh/orbital thing! this is a sad sight/site. |
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172: LinkEX thank god you're not the one who has to walk by this on your way to work every morning. this belongs to a little computer store in my neighborhood and it looks like the only thing they forgot were the actual electrons. please remember: friends don't let friends smoke crack. |
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167: Media3 Technologies, LLC you'd think this was some kind of music/.mp3 site from disc-like logo, but it's not. take a guess then click on the link |
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158: IGN as good as the site is, you'd think they would've paid some attention to design. but oh! the horror. black text on grey. |
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152: iLST.org i don't know what iLST.org is. what i do know is that this logo is lame |
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144: ePloids is nothing safe anymore? what i found in the company vending machine i dunno what ploids are, but boy! are my rhoids acting up! |
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138: TSSN: Trade Show News Network another one from Red. props for using the gradient |
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119: FreeAgent.com freeagents.com: too bad they aren't free thinkers. a nice touch, the bounce. so they want us to think their name is "freeagent com dot? |
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113: everyone.net no shit. everyone.net has this.logo |
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100: AllBusiness.com using a frisbee for the sake of using a frisbee. |
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81: Travelscape i can't shake the feeling i've seen something exactly like this before. the internet explorer logo maybe? |
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79: tunes.com someone played around with the stroking too much in Illustrator |
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73: Battle.net Blizzard's Battle.net was here before the rash of internet logos, but it's still pretty crappy |
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71: citysearch a pleasant little logo really, with it's 3D-ness. i think they were among the first to come up with the city-scape graphic. see intellispace.com's piece of shit for a comparison. |
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68: iNNERHOST i had to force myself to capitalize the letters the way they did. please don't make me do it again |
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67: ImageWare don't ask where i find these things. i just do |
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54: Eudora eudora has been using this for years, so i can't give it too many turds. |
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53: uMember.com this gets a mandatory 5. this is another me-too that tries to capitalize on the success of UBid and eBay. not only does it employ a swoosh AND an orbital, the swoosh is two toned. the font is atrocious. it makes me cry. |
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51: ebanking.com what happens when your designer is fresh out of ideas/looking for an easy way out: stick text in an ellipse, cut the ellipse in half, inverse the colors. |
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48: PhotoDisc you'd think with all the money PhotoDisc charges for their images they'd be able to hire a better designer than this. |
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45: CDW bland bland bland. their frisbee logo has been around for about 5 years. |
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44: LynuxWorks surprisingly (or not) geek computer companies have the least offensive orbitals/swooshes. they're pretty tame with their swooshes in comparison to some of the other spazzy logos in the museum. sent in by Deven who noticed its similarity to the Kodak logo. |
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39: Iisshop i don't remember where i found this bullshit, but it really sucks. it's some internet shopping basket application made with ASP and an MS Access backend. (it's the same shit i use on the back). if that doesn't scream power and security, i don't know what does |
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38: JobsOnline who makes people register to view job listings anymore? if you work at jobsonline.com, start walking over to the unemployment line now. this logo isn't even competent. |
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32: EarthLink funny. i didn't think the earth had any rings. learn something new very day. |
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29: metacrawler bonus turds for making the orbital an arrow, and then using another arrow as an underline |
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28: Electronics Boutique i'd give this 6 turds if my shit-o-meter went that high. where to begin? the awful color scheme? the treatment on the "EB" that is so 80's! the tired use of the dot as the orbital? their prices which suck donkey muffins? |
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22: InvoiceLink Corporation a little too much happening all at once, don't you think? note the radial grad ball. |
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20: ICG Commerce unfortunately, nonsense company slogans like: "the promise of e-procurement made real" don't count towards the rating. |
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19: Infineon Technologies what? they couldn't have added a second orbital? they had two "i's" to work with |