673: LogoYes Logo-Oh-No. a site offering DIY logos probably explains why there are so many shity ones out there.. Theirs is a happy man + half a globe, a rip-off of the original unhappy man + globe, the Greek god Atlas. But that's not enough for LogoYes. He needs spidey-senses too. 5 shits for lack of originality, but at least it's symmetrical, so downgraded to only 3 shits. 669: NowPublic.com another category-spanning logo. It's an eye, half a happy man, a speech bubble and a knockoff of RealMedia's logo, down to the angle of the pointed end. Despite this, it's not too horrible. 664: GittiGidiyor holy mother of crap! this is one of the ugliest logos I have seen in this or any other category!! this is the Turkish version of eBay according to Wikipedia. i found this 6 months ago and it's been sitting on my drive since then. how could I have forgotten to share this ass sore with the world? astoundingly shitty. 662: mobilefly go fly out a window, you prancing f**k 655: TicketsNow this looks like some f*d up Picasso shit 642: Total Training, Inc Looks like this guy needs more training to be creative with his logo design. 635: National Psoriasis Foundation I really don't know how a bunch of conjoined happymen represents psoriasis, a skin condition. 623: MetaReview Another juggling happyman/weird eye hybrid. Looks like they spent all of their design budget on the logo, because the entire site is just text! 621: Meta Motion What they do is cool, but their logo isn't. Neither is their awful flash banner or their outdated looking site. 619: Alibaba uglybaba 609: Counseling Services Inc. looks like whoever approved this logo needs some mental health services too. this is the most dangerous looking happyman i've ever seen. it looks like some bizarre mating ritual or two pelicans having a fight. submitted by Steve R. 603: [dead] Instant Background Checks not only did a domain squatter beat them to a .com, they get the award for longest URL in the museum 586: Vytra.com not exactly sure what's going on with this happy man logo. looks like he's about to fall off a cliff reaching for that star. i wouldn't trust an insurance company with a logo like this 570: Maporama Company so many things wrong with this.. first, the stroked letter m, then the happy man cut in half, and straddling the globe like a bear on a circus ball. this one BAD to the bone! 524: expertcity i hope it did not take a city of experts to come up with this brilliant logo. 523: Staffmark a division of Aramark? sure looks like it. spotted on a site iMacDude sent me, so he gets the creds for this one 522: ProPay 69 dude!!! swoosh and happy man. 518: MobileVillage not a bad logo. it's got style. but the site is horribly designed. 514: visorcentral ouch!! i didn't know legs bent that way 511: PriceRunner some crappy Euro-pee-in' comparison shopping site. the colors and logo looks too sports-related, but the site is definitely not. 506: [dead] Adsenger the lengths some dot.com's will go to to butcher up the english language. notice it effectively combines the happyman AND a swoosh! 493: Zimtu no doubt stolen from some crop circle photo, or an aboriginal australian rock painting. 479: HireAbility.com i'm jumping jack flash and my logo's a gas gas gas. they really didn't need the 2 extra motion lines connecting the "i"'s to add to the overall shittiness. Maybe they should Hire someone with the Ability to design a proper logo. This guy looks like he's playing Bacci ball. 473: AOL quite a few people have noticed this glaring omission from my museum. drlorentz sends us this "granddaddy of little man logos", the father of all those shitty anthro logos in the rest of this section 467: Simpata oooh! my first howitzer fight logo! 464: PlacesToStay.com another apple logo rippoff from Michael B. 456: SkillsVillage we've seen a million variations on this, but this logo's actually decent for a change. crossing into iffy category-spanning territory though with the swoosh & cityscape 445: Save the Children Save the children! They have no legs! 435: [dead] mucho.com Todd think's this is a happyman with an evil eye. i think it's some kind of weird Aztec headdress Muchas gracias, jackasses, for this shitty logo. 433: Salutia another not-very-pretty happyman 432: eBody.com watch where you're going, you dang burned fool! 429: LivePerson not to be confused with dead person. 418: govWorks i can't help thinking this logo is sorta fascistic 417: US Search.com yet another shameless Apple Computer clone oh will you look at that! US Search flipped the face around 416: Planet Project oh my aching head! 412: Finish Line run! 408: planetfeedback hey man, nice do. the stupid logos you see walking past the mail cubicles... 392: Star Media i get it.. reach for the stars. the garrish 3D rendered look might've been cool in 1994, but not 2000. 388: [dead] ThinAirApps the company has since disappeared into thin air 387: Synapta for octopi on opposite ends of the planet? 378: eStudentLoan.com yeah, walk away.... bitch! where'd they get that logo? beats me, snowy! 370: active.com another crappy boomerang/happyman swoosh. see Aether System's logo 362: Quick.com how much did they spend to acquire that URL?! and how much more did they pay for this shitty logo? 360: Netaid.org normally i don't make fun of .org's, but this one's special bad. there are now enough NGO's in SiLM to retract this policy. no mercy to shitty logos. what's with the hole over Antartica? Ozone hole? 352: Intershop i carry my briefcase with me when i go shopping too. what? you don't?! 336: xseeksy.com make yourself at home, mr. logo. you're gonna be here a while. see fitforall.com's horrible logo 335: FitForAll.com FitForMyMuseum. this ugly thing morphs into a house when you mouseover it on on their site. try it out! more fun than an Olestra-induced cramp. 333: Web of Care it's so nice to see that there's a site for gay professional caregivers of all races 332: thingamajob don't let the door hit your ass on the way out 321: Fodors another happyman. this time from foot-odors. is that a fez? 312: infolio run, happyman, run! 301: insurance noodle send to us from the Windy City: "my vote for stupidest logo AND stupidest name is insurancenoodle.com. Yes "noodle". Scarier... they refer to themselves as "intelligent"." no argument from me. right up there with Bargaindog.com for all-time stupidest name. 299: escore stick 'em up!! happy fun slide! 288: Smallworld sent by Justin: "This combines so many shitty elements it's hard to keep track. You have drop-shadowed, poorly-dithered happymen twisted into swooshes-cum-orbitals with an utterly incongruous globe smack in the middle. Plus, the curves look lumpy for some reason, not smooth." the happymen are in some weird gymnastic tumbling exercise. 276: Hello World double your shittiness rating instantly by adding a globe. the site is just awful to look at. on top of that, they are graced by Kelsey Grammer's balding pate. let's never speak of this site again. at least his wife/mistress is hot. 269: MyEZWeb ever have one of those times when you're walking backwards, looking at something? then you trip over the curb and land on your ass? this happyman looks like he's about to fall off a cliff and land on his head. 266: [dead] FitCare mother of god! this is so bad it deserves some sort of prize. yet another portal promising "revenue streams", claiming to be "the first" site of its kind. so did my old company, until it went bankrupt. scheduled to launch June 2000. it's now what month? just what are those grey masses around the happyman? way dead 264: themestream this happy man has a swirly-head too. 249: Intercept Media this logo seriously sucks. i'd like their designer's ass to intercept my foot. note similarity to this: 247: Icarian if they put wings on him, i'd understand. icarian = icarus-like. but alas no wings, no cigar. 242: Aventis "Shitty name. Shitty Internet site that crashed my browser twice and uses JavaScript. Saw their ad on TV last night about them changing their name to Aventis." 238: Bidder's Edge when i first saw this, i was like "what the fuck is that?" i thought it was some kind of coat hanger. Darren says, "I think the running man has a really really bad back problem or something." 215: BroadcastHealth does this scream "health" to you?! a one-legged happyman with tingly spider-sense cut down the middle. this entire site looks so amateurish.. whoever made this also dithered the shit out of the GIF. 214: Overstock.com aka deals.com. another ugly logo for an ugly site. what is that? a hula-hoop around the guy's waist? 210: recruitsoft this is a pretty horrid rendition of the happyman 196: GetFit.com my former employeers used to make fun of this site (and steal their ideas). well, GetFit.com is still in business and my former startup is not. who has the last laugh now? 195: Excite one of the first internet logos to use the jubilant man, so i can't really fault them. can't tell if the red arched "spidey sense" lines are supposed to be symbolic of some kind of eye, like the guru logo 194: BeVocal this happyman looks like he's in great pain. a plume of blood is gushing out the side of his head 193: Screaming Media this is bad. very bad. 192: Epinions my epinion is this is one of the suckiest use of smilies ever. rivaled only my screamingmedia 189: Aramark one of the original happyman logos, belonging to the EVIL aramark corporation, the scourge of college campuses everywhere 186: Advanta ugh! another "reach for the sky" happyman 184: trip.com not the slightest bit original at all. 183: eHelp Corporation they should eHelp themselves. this logo just plain sucks. 180: RCN RCN's prancing fool has been this bad since around 1994. 171: Away.com away with thee, foul logo! 162: FirstDoor another stupid name for a stupid site. check out their homepage. the top-most gif is over 56k! amateurs... 161: PeopleLink yet another idealab! incubated turdmuffin. a pathetic attempt at copying the cute Mac OS logo, this retarded fuck mixes elements of a greeting card with the Mac's recognizable cubist face. just so they don't get sued, they used a lightning bolt instead of the arc. absolutely shameless. update: just noticed there are actually 3(!) faces in this. the 3rd being the face formed by the 'L' in the word Link 140: Athelete's Village hmmm.. tough call. swoosh or happy man or orbital? i'd have to go with happyman. 124: ePeople i hope they know their logo looks like the international symbol for biological waste. note similarity to handspring.com. bonus turds for working in another swoosh in there for good measure. ok. i can't write anymore about this logo. it really is horrible 123: handspring their handhelds are nice. this logo is not 122: Oracular a blatent rip of the guru.com logo 121: guru.com here comes the happyman/eye cliche 117: HomeRuns.com yippie! another grocery home-delivery site. pity it's only available in Massachusetts. and i was so looking forward to using their fine services here in Manhattan. notice the bad font on the "HomeRuns" which was squeezed into the bottom as an afterthought. i wonder if the local computer store is missing a clip art disc. 116: StoreRunner here's a swoosh/orbital melded with a happyman. note its resemblance to Kozmo.com. who ripped off who? you decide. 114: HealthExtras the swooshes pretending to be people. this one's a definite 5-er! 107: Mattel Media i came across this one-legged hopping cripple-man when my Talking Winnie the Pooh arrived in the mail. damn thing didn't work either, but that has little to do with the 5 turds rating. notice the uneven stroking around the logo itself. 103: Running Start, Inc it looks more like he's holding his arms out to catch a falling baby rather than taking a running start. 75: WebSwap people's knees just don't bend that way. and for the longest time, i thought the site was "websnap." 69: Talk City this is so bad, it's painful. it looks like a bad French impressionist painting. 64: BrassRing.com yet another portal. yet another happyman. this one's uglier than it has to be 63: AllAdvantage.com bonus turds for having the terrible color gradation 55: OfficeClick what's happening to the happyman's feet? nothing a little of this can't fix. 47: Xdrive their old logo was a lot better. still, it's not bad, just damn unoriginal. 31: Kozmo will Kozmo please die already? their prices are too high and UrbanFetch is just kicking them in the nuts. just look at the shittiness of this logo. the proportions are all fucked up. 15: SpeakOut.com another urban blight, this time spotted on the New York City highways. someone with VERY bad Illustrator skills did this. if it's speaking out, the man should at least have a big mouth to go with the megaphone. oh wait, that's not a megaphone. that's a traffic cone. 14: bizrate so much for having a logo is illustrative of what your company actually does. if i didn't know better, i'd think it was a site for people who have an affinity for jumping out of windows. 13: eRoom Technology, Inc this is not even remotely good or creative. plus it looks exactly like bizrate's fly-squirrel/man logo. 5 turds for just slapping on an "e" to a noun and calling it a company 4: more.com was this drawn by some kid holding a crayon between his toes? that's some coordination! copyright © 2000-2006 sugarcloud.com / Some rights reserved. All other logos and trademarks are the properties of their respective owners.